The unsung hero that invented socks way back when has never been duly rewarded for his contribution to human civilization. Why this creative Cro-Magnon has never had a shrine erected in his honor is undoubtedly the reason for all the lost left socks in the world. But fear not! Buy a pair of EVE socks (famous for their supernatural ability to cure even the most severe cases of ingrown toenails), build a shrine around it and the Left Sock Pixies will leave you alone for all eternity or your money back.
Small 39-42 (US 7-8 1/2)
Medium 43-46 (US 9-12 1/2)